“I am not your normal Genie! Get to da choppah! I do not grant wishes – I only grant one ability. You take a knee and observe a moment of silence for Robin Williams. The genie taps you on the shoulder, asks if you are alright, does a quick flex, and tells you: Much to your surprise, a magical genie pops out! He’s the Genie from Aladdin! Except with the voice and biceps of Arnold Schwarzenegger, and is green for some reason. Is it.? No, it can’t be! Sweet Odin’s Raven! Why, it’s a magical lamp!Ĭould this possibly be a magical lamp? Oh how that would lessen the drudgery of another morning spent walking along fictional beaches! You rub the lamp with the excitement of a child on Christmas morning tearing open the largest box in the bunch, awaiting whatever might happen next! You’re walking along a sandy shore through the universe of Agrabah, when a faint glimmer in the surf catches your eye.
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